B: Hey A, did you know that Papa was in Vietnam?!?
A: (wearing Nikes) B, did you know my shoes are made in Vietnam?!?
R in the tub taking her bath.
R: Mommy, will you marry me?
Me: Well, I’m already married to Daddy.
R: But I wuv you sooo much! I wuv you and Daddy!
Me: We love you too.
R: Then can I marry both you and Daddy?
Me: Don’t you want to marry a boy you fall in love with?
R: (thinking for a while) No. I want to marry you and Daddy.
Me: Alright then, I’ll check back with you on that in a few years.
A: Mom are we going tonight to the Orthodontist?
Me: We are not going to the orthodontist. That is the doctor that puts braces on your teeth. We are going to the dermatologist to check on your rash. He is a skin doctor.
A: So we’re going to the dermathodontist tonight then?
Me: What did you call him?
A: The orthotologist?
Me: The dermatologist.
A: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Me: Not even close…